There’s something about Why Insomnia Rocks (When It’s Not Happening To Me)

Updated!



I was about to launch into another one of my ramblings that doesn’t make much sense, but decided not to because I think everyone, especially ladies, should read this instead.

Ignoring the fact that she is usually full of shit and her blog title is totally corny, I think that was one heck of a good entry by Adrienne. And she wrote it like in 2am because of insomnia? See, some things bad things aren’t that bad... especially when it’s happening to other people.... Muahaha....

For the underaged, try to ignore her earlier post about her male stripper fantasies.

To Adrienne: Get T to make a nice hot cup of Milo for you if you can’t sleep lah. And yah, I do realise that The New Adventures of Barneysaurus sounds even cornier than Naughty by Nature.

Signing off, Barneysaurus


Update:

As a follow up on my ‘suay’ post a couple of days ago, here’s a series of unfortunate events that occurred in the space of one morning. Namely, this morning.

1) I would have caught the bus, if not for the fact the lift stopped at the 9th, 6th, and 4th level. Getting in and out of lift fast must be a difficult skill to master for some.

2) I was going to be late for classes, but I didn’t want to be late because I have a really cute tutor I don’t want to miss out important teachings. So I decided to walk to the train station instead of waiting for the next bus.

3) It rained. Half-way while I was walking.

4) I realized my umbrella was broke when I tried using it.

5) I slipped and literally slide down half a flight of stairs. My non-existent butt hurts like hell now.


I hope that’s enough for one day. Please!