There’s something about How To Know If You Are Having A Bad Day
You know you are having a bad day when your chest expander snaps and hits you squarely across the face. How the hell thick latex snaps after just two months of usage, I have no idea. And yes, it was uber painful.
You also know your friends are not exactly the innocent sort when they asked you if you were whipped across the face in a kinky fashion. Too much lah, you all, I’m a good boy!
Signing off, Barneysaurus
posted by barneysaurus at 3/01/2006 10:38:00 AM
14 Comments:
as they say: birds of the same feather, flock together. lol... :D
Wednesday, March 01, 2006 11:19:00 AM
While I fully sympathise with your pain, I have to say this about you being a good boy. Yeah right...
And how innocent can your friends be when you count Adrenaline among them? You need new friends. I know many angels, saints and very innocent people who need a good boy type of friend. I can intro you to these innocent people so you can maintain your goodiness.
You must've really abused the equipment for it to break like that. Otherwise, they could've sold you defective goods. Seriously, it's only been two months leh.
Wednesday, March 01, 2006 12:26:00 PM
LOL!! I think your muscles too strong lah!
Wednesday, March 01, 2006 5:45:00 PM
Somehow you seem to attract all the sway stuff leh. But it's good in a way also. Allows me to have an outstanding feature to aid me in recognising you. Hahahaha..
Wednesday, March 01, 2006 11:41:00 PM
You are the mother of all suays.
And stop saying you're a good boy. I know you've done pretty nottie stuff with Da Goat.
And I hate Green ogre.
Thursday, March 02, 2006 12:13:00 PM
What is a chest expander?
Thursday, March 02, 2006 3:19:00 PM
Ensui: But... but... I'm a dino :D!
Greenie: Yah, come to think of it, I was a good boy until Adrenaline corrupted me. Damn. Not that I'm not a good boy now though, heh heh.... Anyway, I used the damn thing only twice daily, 40 reps each time. Not very intensive leh.
Larlin: Thanks! Better liao, and damn heng no scarring sia.
Fingers: I heart you sia, you ego-booster :D!
Adrenaline: Please, I just do stuff like collecting stamps and catching butterflies with Da Goat. Speaking of him, his BD coming rite? Think I'll make a damn good BD gift :)
Zhe Bin: It's something you use to expand your chest! Muahaha... I'm just kidding. It's something guys use to grow breasts.
Thursday, March 02, 2006 6:29:00 PM
Barneysaurus's breasts are getting too big for him?
Thursday, March 02, 2006 7:23:00 PM
hugs! tomorrow will be a better day!
and wtf are u using a chest expander for?!?!
Friday, March 03, 2006 9:15:00 AM
steady. i wrap u up in a box. then throw the box into the sea. then i ask Da Goat to swim out into the sea and retrieve the box wif u inside.
Given how much he loves you, he would most likely risk his life for you.
Oh, and i hate both Barney and Green Ogre.
Friday, March 03, 2006 12:23:00 PM
LMD: It's too small leh, that's why I went for the chest expandar. I wanna be double D :)
Nad: Haha, thanks! Eh, I want it to expand my chest lor!
Adrenaline: I think I wrap myself up with ribbons can liao lah. Your 'take-into-sea' plan so complicated :D!
Bochup: Walau! Don't corrupt my innocent mind please :D! And yes, my chest muscles are amazing. They are amazingly small :(
Saturday, March 04, 2006 11:40:00 AM
wtf are you doing with a chest expander? wouldn't it catch on all the purple/green chest-fur you've got?
Tuesday, March 07, 2006 7:30:00 AM
chest expander? does it work on boobs??
Monday, March 20, 2006 6:33:00 PM
I still dunno what is a chest expander.
is it like a maximiser??!!
Thursday, March 23, 2006 2:00:00 PM
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