There’s something about My Love Affairs

I lusted after Evisu, but I know I’ll never be happy with someone so flashy.

Flirted briefly with Blue Cult and True Religion, but they freaked me out by being too preachy.

Went surfing once with Tsubi, didn’t work out because I was caught ogling at Nudie.

So I had a beer with tomboy Diesel, and I know it’s a match that’s meant to be.

Signing off,
Barneysaurus