There's something about The Metal Chest Expander
So I finally bought a metal chest expander yesterday. I don't know if the maker was trying to be funny, but the label went: "For external use only".
I hope my $10.50 was worth it. After using the latex version for a month odd, I'm sad to report here that I still see no sign of me changing cup size soon. Damn. And discouraging friends such as Champion Chen and Lion Queen, whose Man has considerable pecs, told me point-blank that some things are 'hereditary'. Damn.
I'm now crossing my fingers that Oto will come up with a male version of the Trimax that boost your chest size or something. Oh well.
Signing off,
Barneysaurus
posted by barneysaurus at 3/29/2006 09:34:00 AM
5 Comments:
obviously the manufacturer has a sense of humour.
To get bigger breasts, you can either:
1) Go for implantation
2) Get pregnant
3) Keep punching your own breasts so that they swell up.
I have juz got to ask: Why do men want to have Big Breasts??? It's gross can!
Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:29:00 AM
oei mr barney. u owe me a post remember? *cough*
Wednesday, March 29, 2006 12:11:00 PM
Implants? Maybe they will have those kinda implants made not of silicon, then will make it bigger. Wooohooo.. Hahaha..
Wednesday, March 29, 2006 11:20:00 PM
I hope this works out for you.
Thursday, March 30, 2006 10:13:00 AM
"For External Use only"? as opposed to what? internal use? how on earth do you use it internally then? 0.o
you can always use oranges or apples if you dun wanna go for implants. heck, watermelons might even be batter. :p
Friday, March 31, 2006 9:12:00 AM
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