There’s something about Seven Things

I don’t usually reply to chain mails. But heck, this is such a fun topic, I’ll do it for once:

7 Things That Scare Me
1) Meteors
2) Spear-wielding Cavemen
3) Tyrannosauruses
4) Dirty teeth
5) Balding
6) Homophobics
7) Michael Jackson

7 Things That I Like Most
1) Kids
2) Singing
3) Dancing
4) Roaring
5) My tail, which I whirl around a lot
6) Anger management lessons
7) Red, white, and blue sneakers

7 Important Things In My Room
1) The Barney suit I wear for Monday shows
2) The Barney suit I wear for Tuesday shows
3) The Barney suit I wear for Wednesday shows
4) The Barney suit I wear for Thursday shows
5) The Barney suit I wear for Friday shows
6) The Barney suit I wear for Saturday shows
7) The Barney suit I wear for Sunday shows

7 Random Facts About Me
1) I can’t close my mouth
2) Come to think about it, I can’t blink either
3) I smile too much
4) My skin gets kind of itchy after wearing that purple suit for hours
5) I auditioned for Power Rangers, but they said I was too fat
6) So did that fat bird from Sesame Street.
7) I am a very happy dinosaur.

7 Things I Plan To Do Before I Die
1) Pee
2) Hold a world concert tour
3) Find a female dino and make lots of dino babies. I’m doing this so my kind won’t get extinct.
4) Climb the Empire State Building ala King Kong
5) Establish world peace
6) Make everybody happy
7) Tell Laura I love her. Tell Laura I miss her. Tell Laura not to cry, my love for her will never die.

7 Things You Can Do
1) I can eat
2) I can sleep
3) I can pee
4) I can walk
5) I can run
6) I can run faster
7) I can run very very fast

7 Things You Can’t Do
1) I cannot not eat
2) I cannot not sleep
3) I cannot not pee
4) I cannot not walk
5) I cannot not run
6) I cannot not run faster
7) I cannot not run very very fast

7 People I’ll Love To See Doing This
1) Alexander The Great
2) Bugs Bunny
3) Charlie Chaplin
4) Donatello (the ninja turtle, not the artist)
5) Edward Scissorhands
6) Fisherman’s Friend
7) Gundam

I also request incredibly bo liao creative linkees such as Adrienne and Gree Ogre to start their own 7 things list.

Signing off, Barneysaurus