There’s something about Why You Should Not Make Decisions On The Spur Of The Moment

Some time during the start of August, I was feeling shitty because of some shitty reasons. So when my long-time buddy asked me whether if I want to join him for the upcoming marathon, I said yes almost immediately. I agreed because I was feeling shitty, and according to extensive research done by the researchers at barneysaurus.blogspot.com, nothing relieves shitty feelings faster than a good round at the tracks. This is better explained graphically by the following equation:


Barneysaurus’ Theorem On Jogging:
Jogging = Removal of Shitty Feelings


Fast forward three months to now, and the shitty mood I was in have since been replaced by an incredibly 幸福 feeling. Since I’m no longer feeling shitty, the above equation fails to apply, and have even taken on a xsinister connotation, better explained graphically by the following equation:


Barneysaurus’ Extended Theorem On Jogging:
Jogging = Shitty Feelings


Alas, the Extended Theorem proved all too true when I dragged myself out of bed yesterday morning, praying for the rain that would have provided me with the best excuse not to jog. Unfortunately, rain, just like pimples, chooses to appear only in the most inappropriate of times and location. So I found myself going left-right-left-right under the blistering morning sun.

My observations over the two odd hours:


1) No babes jog on Tuesday mornings.

2) No babies jog on Tuesday mornings either.

3) Actually, with the exception of yours truly, no one jogs on Tuesday mornings.


By the time I was done with the torturous 21km, I was half-dead, and the only thing on my mind was the word Coke. I seriously wonder how am I going to complete twice that distance come 4th December. In my semi-conscious state, I came up with another equation.


Barneysaurus’ Super Improved And Modified Extended Theorem On Jogging:
Jogging = Shitty


Jogging is so not for dinosaurs.

Signing off, Barneysaurus