There’s something about Why There Is No Hope For The Human Race
This post is obviously a homage to Cowboy Caleb.
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The following incidents have made me realize that there really is no hope for the human race.
1) Friendster is evil
While everyone is fussing over the new ‘Who-Viewed-Me’ function, I am much more disturbed by the ‘Popular Searches In My Network’ function. It seems that the top searches my network contacts indulge in include stuff like 林志玲走光 and 更衣室偷拍. Adrienne, if you are reading this, please find something better to do with your free time.
2) Blog Spammers
I’ve resisted the idea of enforcing word verification, because I know it is
3) Virginists
Society is not perfect, so we have sexists, racists, and ageists lurking around. It was only a matter of time before virginists came along. I was reading this blog entry (which I’ve unfortunately lost the link too) sometime last week about how pathetic it is to still be a virgin when you hit 30. Ok ok, it is rather pathetic, but some people can’t help it ok? Take me for example. I can’t find a female dino to mate with me because they are all extinct. On the bright side, I’ll probably get to dino-heaven on the account of my chastity, and sprout wings or something.
4) They are coming out with Teletubbies: The Musical
Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Big hug!!!!
Don’t worry, I’m just kidding. Haha.
In conclusion, there is no hope for the human race. By virtue of that, dinos will take over someday, so it would be prudent if you invest in some Barney VCDs today :)
Signing off, Barneysaurus
posted by barneysaurus at 10/10/2005 12:57:00 PM
10 Comments:
purple dinosaurs are evurl
Monday, October 10, 2005 1:50:00 PM
Yes. Blog spammers sucks.
One told me I was impotent. Blardy hell.
Monday, October 10, 2005 11:03:00 PM
can u explain this? " ... include stuff like xxxxx and xxxx." i can't read this leh. think my pc lousy.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 12:41:00 AM
I would say that you are both right and wrong.
Right. There is no hope for the human race.
Wrong. Dinosaurs will not take over the world. Like you've said. No female dinos to mate with.
On the other hand, I am pretty sure that there is another female ogre somewhere out there. And ogres will take over the world.
"The meek shall inherit the earth." Though goodness knows how long they can keep it. Everyone knows that the mean ogres will snatch it all away someday. Hahahaha!
And Bush is simply a pawn in my plan to take over the world!
"It's Barney and Greenie. It's Barney and Greenie. One is an idiot, the other's insane. It's Barney and Greenie."
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 10:44:00 AM
Read your poem on hope for the world. And yes, the future does lie with them. Though, we have a responsibility to teach, nuture and educate them. We shouldn't focus on making it a better world for them, but rather, give them the tools to make it a better world for themselves. It's silly to always assume we know best.
Let's give them a good example and fight for hope. Show them how you deserve freedom and happiness. And how these are gained not from the destination, but from the journeying. Being better, better men and women, in each of our own ways. Note here that being good does not equate to being better. I do believe that sometimes, you have to be cruel to be kind.
And show them that sunny, grassy knoll, where they may lie back, chew a stalk of grass, stare at the clouds and take respite from the from the struggle of life. Where the winds of chance do not buffet you, and where only the gentle breeze calms you.
Win the fight in ourselves, and we may open for them the way to win their own fights.
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 11:02:00 AM
wth. almost frighten me for a mo.
if they really have teletubbies: the musical that is...
super WTF
Tuesday, October 11, 2005 4:27:00 PM
Bochup: Promise me you will vote me in if I ever run for presi, can? Muahaha....
Nad: I agree! *Roars!
Kim: Mine are convinced I need procreation toys. What the?!?!
Adrienne: You're hinting me about getting you a new lappy issit? Haha... it says 'Adrienne is kind' and 'Adrienne is beautiful' :)
Green Ogre: Muahahahh! With our powers combined, we'll be more powderful than that Captain Planet fella sia. And man, you're full of shit! Just like me! ha....
Kachuaz: Yup, the tubbies are replusive,... Unlike Barney. Muahaha!
Wednesday, October 12, 2005 5:55:00 PM
Chow Barney! I'm not full of shit okay?
After I complete my take over of the world, I'll make sure I put you on latrine and toilet clean-up crew for life!
And I don't want Captain PLanet lah. He's a wuss.
Much rather we do the Saber Rider thing and combine into this huge robot with like 299 guns firing all at once.
The funny thing is, they use it only as finishing move. I'd blow away the bad guy first and then worry about what to do to fill up the remaining 19 mins of airtime. Stand up comedy?
Wednesday, October 12, 2005 11:32:00 PM
Bochup- Yes. And he's gonna take pollution down to zero...
Captain Planet is a wuss because he needs to combine the power of five rings. I mean, come on, isn't one ring enough?
And he's a paedophile, since the ring bearers are all kids. Some older, but I'm sure that they're not yet near that legal age.
And have you seen the old posters of Captain Planet? He has his arms around these kids and that leering grin on his diamond-blue face.
So Captain Planet is your enviromentally-friendly, paedophliac, bisexual wuss.
Of course, if you love and adore him, you have every right to.
Grins.
Thursday, October 13, 2005 10:42:00 AM
hmmm....i started out as a virginist, hehehe...wah lau...heng i never harp on it too much in the blog... OTOH hor...seem to have many A-ists liao...everyone calling their other half A also, I din noe he 4-timing me, heheheeh.....
Thursday, October 13, 2005 6:02:00 PM
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