Possibly fictitious, Positively ridiculous, Potentially delirious

Saturday, September 17, 2005

There’s something about Chalet Conversations



Me: I don’t understand. You’ve just broke off with xxxxx a few weeks ago, and now you’re attached already? I don’t get it.

He: It’s quite simple really: Single, eligible and attractive guys like me don’t stay single for very long.

Me: Oh yeah? Then why am I still single?

He: It’s quite simple really: You are neither eligible nor attractive.


I love the conversations I have with my brutally honest and utterly witty friends.

Signing off, Barneysaurus

11 Comments:

Blogger nadnut said...

damn! im not eligible or attractive too.

btw. your presense is requested by yours truly on saturday!

email nadnut@gmail.com for more info!

Sunday, September 18, 2005 1:16:00 PM

 
Blogger Cake said...

Muahahahhaa.

friends like that.

really lovely.

One needle see blood.

Sunday, September 18, 2005 5:59:00 PM

 
Blogger kim said...

Woah. At least he wasnt being hypocritical. Haha..

Sunday, September 18, 2005 8:20:00 PM

 
Blogger TriplePeriod said...

Hmm... do I know you? Find your writing style... somewhat "familiar".

Monday, September 19, 2005 1:09:00 AM

 
Blogger Green Ogre said...

Laughs, I know what it's like. I have a few friends like that too.

Heck, I do that myself, but only with the close friends. I am sometimes too brutally honest. As for the rest, I practice diplomacy.

Monday, September 19, 2005 1:19:00 AM

 
Blogger barneysaurus said...

Nad: I highly doubt people think of you as neither eligible nor attractive ;)

Cake: Yup, he's that good!

Kim: Hypocritical? Him? No way :D!

Triple: Unless you're from dinoland too, otherwise I seriously doubt we've met before ;)

Green Ogre: Don't be modest! From your writings, I reckon you're like the master of suan ;)

Bochup: Haha, I'm damn slow lah that's why!

Vanna: Used to it already. We all enjoy bitching about each other in front of each other's faces. Ha!

Monday, September 19, 2005 12:57:00 PM

 
Blogger Ang Ku Kueh said...

hehheeh....i cannot tahan such ego frens but i would love to know them so i can hate them, hahahaah...but i also like honesty in my frens , so can get a proper stright answer if i ask,'do i look fat in this?'

Monday, September 19, 2005 1:06:00 PM

 
Blogger Green Ogre said...

Actually, I'm very sweet and good-natured. Incapable of sarcasm, insults or suaning. I am also a very bad liar. Grins.

And I like purple dinosaurs... *Sniggers* Silly colour.

Monday, September 19, 2005 7:45:00 PM

 
Blogger Zhe Bin said...

Haha i think he's not serious lah. Although it's seriously funny.

Monday, September 19, 2005 11:52:00 PM

 
Blogger Adrenaline said...

eh, only good friends will say such things to u in your face, okay? like how i always do it.

Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:07:00 PM

 
Blogger barneysaurus said...

AKK: Haha, actually he's not an ego person! We always say stuff like that jokingly lah :)

Green Ogre: Muahaha!! You're a damn lousy liar indeed!

Zhe Bin: Yup, you're spot-on on that!

Adrienne: I don't mind you suanning, because I do that all the time to you too! And oh! Suayness is indeed infectious. Your lappy died on you rite? MUAuHUAH :D!

Tuesday, September 20, 2005 5:48:00 PM

 

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